Lottery of 30 rupees.

A sardar purchased a lottery of 30 rupees.
He won a prize of 10 million rupees. After deducting taxes
he got 90 lac.
Sardar shouted give me full money or return my 30 rupees.

Romantic Love Messages

Last night I dreamt of you
I was hugging you
But when I woke up
It was just my pillow
I hope one day I’ll dream of
my pillow and when I’ll wake
It would be you