Very Funny Quotes.

When a girl leaves you, never be dejected.
Be thankful to her because she has given you
opportunity to get other girls.
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- Life is a game. It chooses itself its players.
It has its own trophy. Try to win.
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- Women are like bee’s hive. It’s difficult to control if it is fired.
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- Be humble to women then they’ll be affectionate to you.
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- Girlfriends are like calenders which can change with each new year
but wives are like date of birth which can’t be changed.
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- People live always by their work but I wanna live always by my life.
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- Best husband never talks to his wife because he never wants
to interrupt her.
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- Keep your wallet away from the reach of your wife
She can see your girlfriend’s photo in it.
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- Death is very lovely but when it comes to wives.
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- Boys are like bees where they see fruits and flowers (girls)
gather.

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Funny Good Morning SMS

Morning is a time to start afresh.
I don’t wanna do anything wrong in the morning
but
Suddenly I made a mistake. I saw your photo in
album. So its better to wish you good morning.
Good Morning!
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Morning
is the time to remember all the blessings of GOD.
I was praising HIS blessings then suddenly I thought
about Devil.
So I remembered to wish you morning.
Good Morning!
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See the clock only when you have no work.
Don’t see the clock when you are working.
Clock is a lock for success.
Good Morning!
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“Heart is not a Dust Bin to dump all the people.
It is a “Golden Pot” to collect precious people like me.
Just remember me.
Good Morning!

Don’t forget the coffee!

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

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