Very Funny Quotes.

When a girl leaves you, never be dejected.
Be thankful to her because she has given you
opportunity to get other girls.
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- Life is a game. It chooses itself its players.
It has its own trophy. Try to win.
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- Women are like bee’s hive. It’s difficult to control if it is fired.
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- Be humble to women then they’ll be affectionate to you.
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- Girlfriends are like calenders which can change with each new year
but wives are like date of birth which can’t be changed.
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- People live always by their work but I wanna live always by my life.
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- Best husband never talks to his wife because he never wants
to interrupt her.
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- Keep your wallet away from the reach of your wife
She can see your girlfriend’s photo in it.
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- Death is very lovely but when it comes to wives.
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- Boys are like bees where they see fruits and flowers (girls)
gather.